SHE
FOUND YOU.

There is a red-haired figure in the woods. She has a memorable look and a terrible sense of personal boundaries.

Her name is Your New Girlfriend.

YNG began as a small horror-meme project on Robinhood Chain. Instead of pretending a meme token will change the world, we're building a strange little story around a character who may already know where you live. Metaphorically. Probably.

The woods have rules. The first is: never follow a voice that knows your name. We're still working on the second. Suggestions are welcome, although we reserve the right to be deeply concerned by them.

The token was launched through NOXA Fun and trades through a Uniswap V3 pool. It's a new project with limited liquidity, so a larger swap can affect the price. If you choose to explore it, check the contract, quote and slippage yourself. There are no guaranteed returns here — only lore, memes and a girlfriend who is perhaps a little too loyal.

One rule is not negotiable: we will never ask for your seed phrase or private keys. If someone claiming to be her does, that isn't romance. It's theft with better branding.

Follow the story on X: @YNGInTheWoods.

The woods are open. She found you. 👁️